Man Thongs: 6 Totally Wrong Ways To Wear Them

posted Jul 2nd 2009 12:00AM by Veronica Harley

J. Wharen and V. Harley
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Ah, summer -- time for ice cream, beach vacations, sun tans and... men in thongs. Yep, let's get one thing straight folks -- no one ever said summer was safe. And these men prove that swimwear can be very dangerous to onlookers, especially to poor innocent children.

So guys, before you shed your inhibitions and grab the thong, make sure you take a good look at yourself in the mirror and follow this checklist carefully. Here are six friendly words of advice to those who brave the man thong:

Tip #1 Can you see your bellybutton? If not, abort.

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Tip #2 Are your legs numb? If so, do not wear.

Photo Credit: Flickr, albany_tim

Tip #3 Can you see your tummy through the forest? If not, please stop. Guy on the right: no comment.

Photo Credit: Flickr, alan_light

Tip #4 Do you wear Elton John glasses? If so, please remove.

Photo Credit: Flickr, alan_light

Tip #5 Have you lost your mind? If so, lose the thong.

Photo Credit: Flickr, michale

Tip #6 Combover? If so, please discontinue.

Photo Credit: Flickr, gmnonic

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Bill@Thursday 02 July

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Veronica --
Funny post.
Agreed; leave the skinny bathing suits to the ladies.
Please.

perla@Tuesday 14 July

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u r right
that is kind off funny

perla@Tuesday 14 July

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ewwwwwwwww they need to take those oss and leave those to the lady for realy and they r ugly

Steven Burroughs@Tuesday 12 January

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heyy

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