RSS1. Annoying Gag GPS ($19.88, Amazon.com) - Everyone wants a GPS! This one will drive you completely insane!
2. Chicken Poop Lip Junk ($2.69, drugstore.com) - Simone Chickenbone's famous all natural lip moisturizer. We love how the product description says "Free Range Chicken Poop™ Lip Junk contains no poop. Put it on your lips!"
3. Night Light Coaster ($25.95, Wind & Weather) - It looks like it belongs in 'Star Trek'! What an out of the world way to find your things in the dark!
4. Bear Hug Body Pillow ($79.95, Plow & Hearth) - About the size of a real bear cub!
5. Zapi UV Toothbrush Sanitizer ($29.99, drugstore.com) - It bobs and wobbles - and kills up to 99.9% of germs on your toothbrush in style.
6. Snuggie (from $14.99, Various Sellers) - Like we were going to leave this off the list!
7. Grass Charging Station ($24.97, Amazon.com) - Cleverly hides your messy cords!
8. Mangroomer ($39.95. drugstore.com) - The do-it-yourself electric back hair shaver? Need we say more?!
9. Dog & Cat Draftstoppers ($39.95, Wind & Weather) - A whole family of snuggly puppies or kittens band together to guard your rooms from chilling drafts.
10. Flying Screaming Monkey (from $5.99, Amazon.com) - Imagine someone sitting in their cubicle and getting startled by a flying, screaming monkey!
11. Jitterbug Toys ($32.95, Wind & Weather) - Meet the three jumpiest, jittery-est wind-up toys to hit the streets!
12. Colgate Wisp Portable Toothbrush ($7.99, drugstore.com) - No water or rinsing necessary. Talk about portable!
13. Boss Toss (from $3.77, Various Sellers) - Now that's how you can relieve some of the corporate stress.
14. Dr. Freud's Therapy Ball ($7.99, OfficePlayground.com) - Gives such heartfelt confessions like "You're in denial" and "Talk about your mother."
15. Neckline Slimmer (from $19.88, Various Sellers) - Push this thing against your chin and you'll look younger. Really?
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of course going back about 15 years.....
the horrible "Chia Pet" and a "regifted" grosse fruit cake ....
UGH!!! now i'll have nightmare's and need therapy....lol.
we're all a pretty weird people group (our family) - yet we give pretty "normal" gifts : D
First weirdest, was when I was 19 yrs. old...
... and the nice guy I was dating made up one of those elaborate "boxes wrapped up, then put inside a bigger, also wrapped up box, etc."
For some reason this was a cool thing to do when you wanted to
propose to your girlfriend...and the diamond would be, of course in the last and smallest wrapped box...
So I was really stoked up...wow!!! I'm getting engaged on Christmas....so cool!
Well, after unwrapping no less than 12 packages, he was really good...I get to the last one, with my whole family standing around with anticipation and excitement, just waiting for me to open it.
I did....NO RING... but a quite interesting looking?, round, like a button you'd wear for "so and so for president"...
that said "GO AWAY"...He laughed hysterically, and I eventually did "GO AWAY"
Second weirdest...I don't know what it is with me ,Christmas... and pin on buttons...It was near the end of the Mork and Mindy series run...I received a "Nano Nano" button from one of my brothers that Christmas...Wrapped up and all real pretty and nice.
At least I didn't get the Christmas gifts my other siblings received, like the small bag of beef jerky, or the light cover fixture...or the plastic red-nose(only), that he must have pulled off of somebody's rudolph, the no longer red nose reindeer..
Now, that Christmas I look back on now and always smile and think of my brother Bob and all those crazy, weird gifts he gave us all...
So, just remember... Weird can be weird and awful, but you still say "Thank You, it's just what I wanted" and give a big hug.
or...
It's still weird, but you say "Thank You, it's just what I always
wanted"...'cause it was the best darned Christmas you ever had, and lived to tell about it...and still cherish the memory to this day.
Oh yeah Bob, I forgot who got the black rock and who got that beautiful stick...but you did do one heck of a job wrapping them all up...thanks for the memories!!!